You may have to make a list of the requests you get, as I'd be curious to know which characters people want to see get it on. *giggle*
We'll see how many I actually get....
Ooh, Oooh, me!
(How much do I need to contribute, and how?)
Oh *clicks the link* Oh.
:) How much minimum for the smut?
Let's say $10.00 minimum.
Damnit, but what about the fact that I'm pledging 36 *each*? That's more than 50.
/me makes the cute face and wonders if adding the pouty lip will help her cause.
Ohwell. I would really love to see the way you do a Holmes/Watson, but I hardly wish to press your timing on it, especially if you've never read and/or written that pairing before. That and the fact that generally, the more explicit the slash is, the less likely I am to read it again. (That's right, folks, I read slash for the romance, not the sex. And it still isn't necessarily for its erotic qualities. I bet nobody believes that.) I love Holmes/Watson wordplay, and the Victorian voices used by the authors. It usually feels like The Night Sir Arthur Conan Doyle Was Too Horny Not To Make His Characters Play.
Uhm, yeah. *pouts*
Hmmm. I have not read any fanfic of the two, but am a fan of the stories. The language is quite the challenge, however.
I will consider your arguments....
Oh, and, erotic novel? What/where? Is this like an HTML file or like a paperback or what?
It's a word doc. It's not posted on the internet. It's Star Wars fanfic, involving Luke Skywalker. It's quite explicit (okay, pornographic), but it also has a lot of plot.
I have been persuaded on more than one occasion to email the file...
Uhm, well, hrm.
I just so happen to have Gmail.
< subliminal message >
Send the file! Send the file!
< / subliminal message >
What exactly is your gmail address?
Not that I'm making any promises.....
I think in general women write better erotica. Good luck with the blogathon. Unfortunately, we have already donated what little we can afford to this year, but I think breast cancer research is a great choice.
Understood. Thanks. Now that I'm thinking about the need for posting on the half hour, I am getting a bit daunted by this great idea of mine!
I can testify to the general hotness of Jedi Nights and Jedi Nights 2 - which latter, BTW, is still unfinished to the best of my knowledge. Were you planning to finish it for a large pledge? Like, how large?
I would LOVE to finish JN2. Alas, the donation required would have to be for me personally and large enough to allow me to quit my job so I would have TIME to write.
Oh no! I pledged 50 bucks to the wrong storyteller.. Why didn't you tell me sooner that if I wanted hardcore erotica I should come to you instead of Ferrett?
Actually now that I consider it, I'm not very surprised..
Yes, well, I did not think about doing this until last night. Since you have pledged generously, I imagine you might see the goodies, though.
Put her on the list, sweetie - she deserves it!
I'll split it with you, if you need me to.
2004-07-13 05:27 am (UTC)
Pay no attention to me amusing myself..
Thank you for putting in a good word for me!
Of course you did promise to be my charity whore..
So maybe I should go "Damn right!" instead.
2004-07-13 12:57 pm (UTC)
Re: Pay no attention to me amusing myself..
You tell him!
2004-07-12 12:40 am (UTC)
Would this be non-slash erotica?
See, I can't get into fanfic or slash, but I </>love</i> erotica.
I intend it to be non-fanfic, except the specific requests that are paid for. I'm not that big into fanfic myself, for the most part.
How much for Ferrett/Zoethe slash? (ducks and runs!)
Seriously, I keep meaning to ask, how do you pronounce zoethe? I've been saying zo-thuh (with a soft "th" as in "thin") but, for all I know, it's "Zo-ee-thuh" or rhymes w/Goethe. Heck, I'll up my after payday pledge from $20 to $30 if you'll explain the signifigance.
Ohman, I'd LOVE to see a Ferrett/Zoethe pairing come up during the blogathon! Why didn't I think of that?!
It might hit to close to home to easily write, though. Knowing your own voice isn't easy.
Actually, it's ZO-eth, soft th. It was the name of my first RPG character, in an Ars-Magica game. Ferrett had started playing the game when he and I got married, and I had demurred, having never roleplayed before, but after I heard them playing decided that maybe I wanted into the game after all. He said the GM had limited the game to five players.
He called the GM, who said that there was a character whom he had intended to be an NPC (non-player character), but that if I wanted to I could play it. She was a priestess of the sun god Zolan. I made up the name based on that, Zoeth. Then thought it looked cooler with the extra "e" on the end.
Which botched up people's ability to pronounce it easily. Ooops.
Hey, I might wind up writing that, if the fans so decree.
We're gonna have to fight over this. I was already planning it in my head. [g]
I hope you do really well in your blog-a-thon. Unfortunately no bank account or credit card mean I can't donate so I'll just have to imagine what the erotica would have been like.
Completely understood. I know you'll be rooting us on!
Professional law student discount?
Oh, how can I resist you?
Woo hoo! Done! And it's been a long and horrendous process getting PayPal to work. Forgotten passwords, panic that my credit card is expiring at the end of this month and the new one is sent to my mom's address (and she's out of town this week) and and and... It's not much, but it's done. Now that I've got my password and etc sorted, I guess I should go & donate a little to your husband as well. ;o)
Hee! You will be added to the List o' Doom!
You have an erotic novel? Published? What's it called and where can I find it?
Nono, not published. It's Star Wars fanfic. It's been widely-read, but only on the web.
Oh darn. Still, do you have a link?
I just email it out. It's huge, though, so you would need a gmail account, or I would split in half.
I need to get a webpage up.