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Dr. Seuss Purity Test [Aug. 21st, 2004|11:31 pm]
Zoethe
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The Dr. Seuss Purity Survey

Have you done it on a boat? Definitely

Have you done it with a goat? Are you talking about my ex?

Have you done it in a bed? Duh

Have you done it with the dead? Are you talking about my ex?

Have you done it in the ass? Yup

Have you done it, high on grass? Nope

Have you done it in the car? Mmm. OH, yeah

Have you simply gone too far? MMM. Oh, YEAH

Have you done it on the beach? Yes, and not nearly as appealing as you'd think

Have you done it with the teach? Only in fanstasies, alas

Have you done it on your back? Yes, yes, YES!!!!

Have you done it strapped to a rack? :-( Not yet

Have you done it in a box? Does a motorhome count?

Have you done it with a fox? There was that one guy....

Have you done it in a tree? Tree house

Have you done it with more than three? Nope

Have you done it in the rain? Yup

Have you done it for the pain? Oh, most definitely

Have you done it 'tween the tits? Yes.

Have you done it wearing mitts? Rubber gloves?

Have you done it packed in rubber? His cock was....

Have you done it undercover? Alias, no; under the blankies, yes

Have you done it on a perch? Edge of the counter, edge of the washing machine....

Have you done it in a church? No

Have you done it with a virgin? Yes - my ex.

Have you done it with a surgeon? Naw, went for lawyers.

Have you done it with ropes and chains? OH yeah!!!

Have you done it while insane? That's, like, the default mode.

Have you done it on the stage? Naw.

Have you done it underage? Nope

Have you done it with all your friends? They wish

Have you done it in both ends? Decidedly yes

Have you done it with your dog? Ick, no.

Have you done it on a log? Hmm, thinking. Lots of camping; probably

Have you done it under clamps? They hurt too much

Have you done it with the lamps? Other electrical appliances, thank you very much

Have you done it for all to see? No

Have you ever had VD? No

Have you done it on Mother's couch? Yes. We were very naughty one weekend while the in-laws were out....

Have you done it in your mouth? Well, yeah!

Have you done it while on tape? Does leaving a naughty voicemail count?

Have you done it out of shape? Continually

Have you done it on live TV? No

Have you done it whilst you pee? YUCK, no!

Have you done it in the gym? do I LOOK like I go to the gym?

Have you done it on a whim? Continually

Have you done it on a dare? Some things, yeah

Do you really think we care? Not in the least.


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[User Picture]From: rhapsody_98
2004-08-22 04:36 am (UTC)
No answer for "On Tape?" *g*
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2004-08-22 04:18 pm (UTC)
Oops. Must edit.
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[User Picture]From: muted_seraph
2004-08-22 05:22 am (UTC)
This was very awesome. It made me laugh and I stole it to post on my journal.
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[User Picture]From: dream_labyrinth
2004-08-22 08:44 am (UTC)
Yeah, you missed the "on tape" thing. Or maybe don't want to tell so nobody tries to get a copy. *gg*
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2004-08-22 04:20 pm (UTC)
Just a naughty voicemail, long erased. I missed that one, and have edited.
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From: appleblossomtru
2004-08-22 09:28 am (UTC)
Hahaha! Your answers cracked me up. :) And what about the tape? ::giggle::
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2004-08-22 05:35 pm (UTC)
I edited, so you'll have to go look.

;-)
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[User Picture]From: call_me_harmony
2004-08-22 09:44 am (UTC)
Funny how everybody's focussing on the one question you didn't answer. Nosy lot aren't we?
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2004-08-22 05:41 pm (UTC)
You certainly are. Check my edit.

;-)
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[User Picture]From: batshua
2004-08-22 09:45 pm (UTC)
Yes, but she opened a can of worms by posting it.
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[User Picture]From: cyan_blue
2004-08-22 03:49 pm (UTC)
I've "done it in the gym" because a play party was held in a Pennsylvania gym once... all that fun equiptment, ya know...
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2004-08-22 05:47 pm (UTC)
Woohoo!
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[User Picture]From: siljannaferret
2004-08-22 05:16 pm (UTC)
that was funny i just may steal it ;-P
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2004-08-22 05:42 pm (UTC)
Feel free; I stole it!
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[User Picture]From: apostate_96
2004-08-22 09:49 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I just had to add that into my own blog...

Too funny!
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