||[Dec. 17th, 2004|10:04 am]
Finally got out of the house, and called my secretary from the road to let her know I was on the way.
"Sorry I'll be late," I said. "I just had a really bad case of assbeditis this morning."
"Oh, no, are you all righ--I've never heard of...what?"
"Assbeditis. I couldn't get my ass out of bed."
I'm highly amused with myself.