|Poor Martha Stewart!!!
||[Mar. 4th, 2005|04:23 pm]
Gosh, for the next five months Martha Stewart's confined to her multi-million dollar estate - except for being allowed to go shopping and such for up to 48 hours a week. I just wonder however she will manage.
And if she's interested in a trade....
What do I have to do to get sentenced to Martha's estate?
No, let her be confined here, in my mobile home. She can pay to get it fixed (or better yet replaced) if the conditions don't suit her while I house sit for her.
She's allowed to go to the office too.
48 hours a week? I don't think I spend that much time out of my apartment a week and I'm free. That's almost seven hours a day! What a bullshit agreement, haha.
In a shocking overturn of sentencing, Martha Stewart was instead ordered to be confined to the 5th floor of a walk-up dormitory on a college campus in the middle of nowhere. Stewart is only allowed to leave her room to attend classes and to pursue empty, party-based interpersonal relationships with a disparate group of frustrated students around a beer pong table. She must devote at least 30 hours a week and $30,000 a year toward obtaining a degree in a field whose graduates are not highly coveted members of the work force.
got to feed horses and sink dreamily into the lap of luxury.
Gee, what a bad 'punishment'
Yes, the rich suffer so much more comforably than the rest of us....