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The Shag Meme [Apr. 18th, 2005|06:38 pm]
Zoethe
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Stolen from shezan. I find I'm actually kind of picky. Interesting.

If any of these men showed up on my doorstep late one evening, I would...

Shag in bold.
Shag after a few drinks in italics.
Shag me not (or don't know them) left alone.



1. Stephen Dorff
2. Wesley Snipes
3. Denzel Washington
4. Samuel L Jackson
5. Hayden Christensen
6. Ian Somerhalder
7. James Van Der Beek
8. Ashton Kutcher
9. Sean William Scott
10. The Rock
11. Brendan Fraser
12. Oded Fehr
13. John Hannah
14. Hugh Grant
15. Colin Firth
16. Liam Neeson
17. Daniel Day-Lewis
18. Leonardo DiCaprio
19. Billy Zane
20. Harry Connick Jr
21. Sean Astin
22. Dominic Monaghan
23. Karl Urban

24. Vin Diesel
25. Paul Walker
26. Joshua Jackson
27. James Marsden
28. Shawn Ashmore
29. Hugh Jackman
30. Will Kemp
31. David Wenham
32. Viggo Mortensen Oh, yeah...
33. Elijah Wood
34. Tobey Maguire
35. James Franco
36. Alfred Molina
37. Harrison Ford
38. Sean Connery
39. Shane West
40. Stuart Townsend
41. Richard Roxburgh
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
44. Christian Bale
45. Jared Leto
46. Colin Farell
47. Ben Affleck
48. Josh Hartnett
49. Bruce Willis
50. Billy Bob Thornton
51. Dennis Quaid
52. Jake Gyllenhaal
53. Patrick Swayze
54. Keanu Reeves
55. Gary Oldman
56. Tim Roth
57. Steve Buscemi
58. Michael Madsen
59. Rick Yune
60. Pierce Brosnan
61. Robert Carlyle
62. Jonny Lee Miller
63. Jude Law
64. Matt Damon
65. Clive Owen
66. Ryan Phillippe
67. Benicio Del Toro
68. Johnny Depp
69. Orlando Bloom
70. Sean Bean
71. Eric Bana
72. Brad Pitt
73. George Clooney
74. Mark Wahlberg

75. Jason Statham
76. Edward Norton
77. Ben Stiller
78. Owen Wilson
79. Vince Vaughn
80. Joaquin Phoenix
81. Russell Crowe
82. Billy Boyd
83. Paul Bettany
84. Heath Ledger
85. Mel Gibson
86. Jason Isaacs
87. Alan Rickman
88. Kevin Costner
89. Christian Slater
90. Antonio Banderas
91. Tom Cruise
92. Ving Rhames
93. John Cusack
94. John Malkovich

95. Charlie Sheen
96. Kiefer Sutherland
97. Emilio Estevez
98. Rob Lowe
99. Matt Dillon
100. Kevin Bacon
101. Adam Brody
102. Andy Serkis
103. Alan Cumming
104. Josh Groban
105. Sean Biggerstaff
106. Zack Braff
107. Harry Sinclair
108. Gerard Butler
109. Marton Csokas
110. Jeremy Sumpter
111. Sean Patrick Flanery
112. Cillian Murphy
113. Hugh Dancy
114. Ioan Gruffudd
115. Mads Mikkelsen
116. Adrien Brody
117. James Marsters
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[User Picture]From: kid_lit_fan
2005-04-18 11:13 pm (UTC)
Not Johnny Depp? How can you not? Then again, I've always said that he's perfect imaginary boyfriend, but in RL, the chain-smoking would get to me.

A lot of them, for me, wouldn't involved drinks so much as...well, Viggo Mortensen just isn't Strider, unfortunately. Alan Rickman in Love, Actually is no Alan Rickman in Harry Potter and the Erotic Elixir.

Jeremy Sumpter, give him many, many years.

Not that the boys are on this list (surprising, since, Jeremy Sumpter is younger than they are), but my online Harry Potter group discussed if we'd rather have Daniel Radcliffe, Rupret Grint or Tom Fenton, and my husband just didn't GET that we were talking "If we were their age," not as disgusting dirty middle-aged ladies.

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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2005-04-19 01:55 am (UTC)
I dunno; Depp is cool, but not quite my type.

And...yeah. I have suffered Potter lust.
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[User Picture]From: shezan
2005-04-19 02:51 am (UTC)
Oh, Daniel Radcliffe will be a killer when he's legal. Yum. Er. Um.
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[User Picture]From: susitna
2005-04-19 05:29 am (UTC)
Seconded
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[User Picture]From: hollyqueen
2005-04-18 11:14 pm (UTC)
You have some very entertaining tastes, my girl!
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[User Picture]From: lysana
2005-04-18 11:27 pm (UTC)
On some of those, I'd be tempted to coin a strike text modification, "Would get a swift kick in the nuts and sent home."
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2005-04-19 01:56 am (UTC)
I considered that...
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[User Picture]From: cieo
2005-04-18 11:53 pm (UTC)
Ewan McGregor only got italics??
Oh, the smile! The laugh! That...erm...light saber--yes. Light saber..hmm...

*snaps back to reality*

Ever seen Stuart Townsend in action? Queen of the Damned. AWFUL movie, but you'd really be watching it just for the Townsend vamp action.
Yes, I will freely admit that this is a source for my more immature moments.
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[User Picture]From: rhapsody_98
2005-04-19 12:03 am (UTC)
LOL! This is a funny one. I'm stealing it.
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[User Picture]From: miripanda
2005-04-19 12:15 am (UTC)
No Colin Firth, the G rated saint of my nerdy Austen fantasies??
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[User Picture]From: jmfunnyface
2005-04-19 12:26 am (UTC)
LOL how could a person not want to shag Colin Firth? It's Mr. Darcy!
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[User Picture]From: finding_helena
2005-04-19 01:27 am (UTC)
Mmm Colin Firth. Problem is, P&P was filmed 10 years ago, and he's looking rather long in the tooth in his newer movies (and playing the DAD of a teenage girl in some movie).
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[User Picture]From: theferrett
2005-04-19 12:16 am (UTC)
Harrison would need to bang you immediately and then have a few drinks? Huh?
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2005-04-19 01:57 am (UTC)
Extra good, like Viggo. Shush you.
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[User Picture]From: cosmicbandit
2005-04-19 12:50 am (UTC)
My "oh yes!" list was a short ten and not one American. Although I have had a few very erotic dreams about Josh Hartnett. :)
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[User Picture]From: sacramentalist
2005-04-19 01:46 am (UTC)

Marky Mark!

Hey, even *I* may shag Viggo after a few drinks.
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[User Picture]From: susitna
2005-04-19 05:26 am (UTC)
No Johnny Depp or Billy Boyd?? What's wrong with you?!
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2005-04-19 08:39 am (UTC)
Yikes! I meant Billy Boyd rather than Paul Bettany. Will edit.

For some reason, though I like Depp I do not find him sexually attractive. That's just me, I guess.
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[User Picture]From: susitna
2005-04-19 04:33 pm (UTC)
Yikes! I meant Billy Boyd rather than Paul Bettany. Will edit.

Good. I was very very puzzled.
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[User Picture]From: jaded_dreamer
2005-04-19 07:50 am (UTC)
I would totally gank this, but my list of bolds would be far too long. And I would be shamed and made to embellish the Scarlet S of Sluttery that I already wear.
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[User Picture]From: roniliquidity
2005-04-19 12:13 pm (UTC)
That list is a tease. I made it half way down and thought "What?! Not James Mars...DEN" Oh, okay. But where's James Marsters? And of course I didn't see him until the end. (and I wonder why no David Boreanez for that matter.)

I also can't get the thought of an All Hobbit Gang Bang! out of my head.
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2005-04-19 12:51 pm (UTC)
Hmm. I actually like that idea.

Yeah, without thinking I had bolded James MarsDEN (I was tired last night) and this morning realized I had bolded the wrong person and needed to add Blondie Bear to the list.
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[User Picture]From: roniliquidity
2005-04-19 12:59 pm (UTC)
"Hmm. I actually like that idea"

But with or without the furry feet?
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2005-04-19 01:30 pm (UTC)
Wigs, ears, feet. It's all good.

;-)

(Still, I'd take one Aragorn over the gang. In a heartbeat!)
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[User Picture]From: crystalvh
2005-04-19 07:03 pm (UTC)
32. Viggo Mortensen Oh, yeah...

Like they had to ask :-) No Jude Law though, huh? I guess I must be in the minority on that one...I seem to be the only one having impure thoughts about him.
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2005-04-19 07:26 pm (UTC)
Yeah, he doesn't do a thing for me.

Viggo......
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[User Picture]From: libco
2005-04-20 05:12 am (UTC)
Ah James Marsters. And Alan Rickman. Yes my love is for Snape and Spike. I love grey.
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