People actually believed that?
Guess they don't know sarcasm when they see it.
(No, of course no one actually believed it. But I could hardly do the beginning of it without finishing it off.)
Yu mean you didn't collect a single cent? Poor, poor, poor bike!
About $9.00, actually. Which REALLY cracks me up!
I never saw the burger thing due to not having any 'Net. Would have donated despite my own constrained economic circumstances.
Didn't believe your bike thing after the bike hospital/$5000 thing. Could never cost that much. --> Realised it was a joke or something.
Luv ya, Gini. :-)
Just so you aren't utterly confused forever about this the impetus was [Unknown LJ tag]"'s "burned cat" fiasco. If you missed that, none of this would have made any sense.
That's quite possibly the best icon ever.
I had to make it. It will be my "friend indeed" icon from now on.
You are such a sick sick person and you should feel really ashamed of yourself and I hope YOU get set on fire next but I WON'T SEND YOU ANY MONEY.
I know. I'm bad. Sorry.
That's it, right? All forgiven now?
Also, how dare you let szandara
take the heat for YOUR lies? That is so so wrong! You are a bad friend!
2005-07-15 11:19 am (UTC)
die die die die die you horrible person!
You know, I think everyone in the known universe deserves a deep, heartfelt, abject, groveling apology from you, including several paragraphs in which you confess what a slimy pathetic worthless loser you are, and promise to spend your life waitressing in a cheap dive as self-imposed punishment for your horribleness, living on expired cheez whiz and moldy crackers so you can donate ALL your tips to a fund to buy bicycles for the poor.
And if you don't do that, you deserve to be chewed to death by rabid weasels, because based on the above, I don't think you're really sorry. And that makes you the absolute WORST person ever. I mean, Saddam Hussein and Hitler would spit on you, if they weren't already dead. You are the epitome of moral bankruptcy, calling you pond scum is an insult to algae, you suck.
I'm just grateful this is over and your victims can attempt to rebuild their shattered lives.
2005-07-15 11:22 am (UTC)
Re: die die die die die you horrible person!
Uh uh, I am really sorry. You should feel sorry for me for having to feel as sorry as I feel!
Wow, aren't you people bored yet? You should all just go away.
...Then who are those people I got arrested for bike burning?
Bicycle burning? Are they charged with a hate crime?
You'll have to ask our husbands.
hehe I thought it was a joke... i laughed hysterically and scrolled on past... (in hindsight, I'm glad your bike wasn't torched as laughing at such a situation would just have made me an asshole... ;) )
Did you see the original fiasco on city_glitter
's journal? That really does explain everything.
I'm willing to donate (rummages through pockets) $1.36 to prove what a generous person I am, but I don't trust PayPal and I'm too lazy to mail it so you have to come pick it up.
But I believed you!! I even posted a link in my journal and everything. All the tears I shed reading about your bike being burned. The concern that I felt. How bad and guilty I felt about not having the money to contribute.
If anything you have single-handedly corrupted my faith in my fellow Lj'ers. I hope you're happy with yourself and your little experiment. One's bike being set on fire is not something you should lie about.
I know. I'm bad. I acknowledge your anger.
I love you like a million percent.
I have a certain trepidation that people who didn't totally understand the first time around are going to be completely confused and hate me forever, so it's good to hear!
Oh, people, grow up.
She screwed up, she was a bitch, she lied and said cruel things about her friends. So what? Get over yourselves.
And before you start saying I don't understand, I do. I've lost bikes before because I couldn't afford the bills. What she did was wrong. Very wrong.
But, that being said, I know I have more important things to do with my life than sit here and insult her over teh el_jay. Like go sit in Barnes and Noble and wait for them to open those damn boxes already.
Oo, Harry Potter!!!!! We can distract them all with Harry Potter!
I... I just don't know what to say to you... :-(
I'm so ashamed.
So it's okay.
I can't believe you'd be so sick as to perpetuate this kind of horrible lie on your friends.
I hope someone sets fire to YOU!
*giggle* I would take the burger for you.. in two meals maybe *shudder*
Wow, this apologizing is hard work. ...
The sad part is that I actually do own a first-edition copy of Leonard Nimoy's poetry ("You and I"). It's not autographed, though.
Wow. And here I thought I was choosing something absurdly ridiculous.
As penance for this heinous act, you should do Blog-A-Thon. But not as a Blog-A-Thon. Instead, it should be Burger-Thon wherein you eat a burger every half hour (or maybe hour) for a day. And post pictures and reactions.
Hmm...that's not a half bad idea. Maybe I should do that.
You are welcome to that idea! I'd pay to see it!
Hope none of you ever really gets sick or in an accident or anything, cuz, wow, lj people aren't going to be generous at all!!!
To be fair, I was going to send you money - both to keep you from eating the burger and to help get your bike back up on its tires. I was waiting for the $73 million to be deposited into my bank account by this really cool guy from Nigeria.
It's been over a week...I wonder what's holding it up?
It was a good joke- and I would say the icon/picture you got out of it was worth more than money. :) So you win!
You... lied to us? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I really couldn't believe she did that. how stupid do you have to be?
HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO szandara
??????? SHE HAS BEEN MY BEST FREIND ON THE INTRANETS FOR LIKE TWO HOURS NOW AND I WILL DEFEDN HER FOREVER AN EVER!!!!!!
My faith in my fellow man is shattered. I'm going out to sodomise nuns with a rolled-up Necronomicon now.
...and will be certain, once my neurology reconnects, to give you all due credit for that particular line when I most certainly use it in the future...
Aw, dammit.... You've trashed my faith in people. I mean, people wouldn't put something up on the Internet that wasn't true, would they? Who could live with themselves by lying to so many people all at once??? I...I thought God made us all better than that...*sniff* Gosh darnit, to heck with you, and everyone else who's going to ask for my help! Life is just too cruel to...
*snort* *cough* *LLLAAAAAUUHHHGGGGHHHHHHHH.......*
Again, I've gotta hand it to you! Great job of parodying that whole nightmare. Thanks for the laugh; I needed it today. Interestingly, I noted that she's not posted anything since her apology about 10 days ago. Given the number of comments and the proportion I'd seen before that were blasts, it wouldn't surprise me if she's packed up and moved to avoid legal consequences...