Okay, the thing I deserve for Christmas was too spot-on for me not to post this!
This year I've been busy!
In November I gave chapatti a kidney (1000 points). Last Friday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Tuesday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In April I bought porn for tam_maat (-10 points). In July I gave zero_design a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1367 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
I already decided a long time ago that if I ever win powerball you're going to mysteriously get an envelope full of just enough cash to buy the nicest bike on the block and put a speedometer/mileage gauge on it, too. ;)