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Santa letter [Dec. 6th, 2005|05:22 am]
Zoethe
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Okay, the thing I deserve for Christmas was too spot-on for me not to post this!

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November I gave chapatti a kidney (1000 points). Last Friday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Tuesday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In April I bought porn for tam_maat (-10 points). In July I gave zero_design a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1367 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!

Sincerely,
zoethe

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[User Picture]From: cieo
2005-12-06 10:38 am (UTC)
Haha, that's great :)
Although, you saved a busload of nuns, gave away a kidney, and saved someone else's life with a blood transfusion. Don't you feel cheated?
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2005-12-06 10:57 am (UTC)
Dude! Bike!!!
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[User Picture]From: cieo
2005-12-06 10:59 am (UTC)
My mistake :)
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[User Picture]From: greybeta
2005-12-06 10:50 am (UTC)
Yep, it's a sign from God.
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[User Picture]From: momlady
2005-12-06 12:10 pm (UTC)
I got a moldy sandwich! Ugh!

And you know, that was SO perfect for you. That bike's got a lot of miles on it...lol

:-)
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[User Picture]From: hugh_mannity
2005-12-06 12:18 pm (UTC)
Oh that's just too appropriate!

I also deserve a new bike. To go with the new knees I guess. I was thinking Suzuki Katana though :O
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2005-12-06 12:26 pm (UTC)
Better than a moldy sandwich!
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[User Picture]From: raylenetaskoski
2005-12-06 12:53 pm (UTC)
I already decided a long time ago that if I ever win powerball you're going to mysteriously get an envelope full of just enough cash to buy the nicest bike on the block and put a speedometer/mileage gauge on it, too. ;)

...raylene
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2005-12-06 01:27 pm (UTC)
Aw, that's so sweet! I really can't complain about mine - it has gotten me through many a mile. But something a bit less heavy would have its advantages.
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[User Picture]From: raylenetaskoski
2005-12-06 01:33 pm (UTC)
yes, but still, if I win the powerball it's already decided.

:D

...raylene
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[User Picture]From: trianakvetch
2005-12-06 12:53 pm (UTC)
you are way too nice :)
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2005-12-06 01:27 pm (UTC)
Apparently [g].
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[User Picture]From: rhapsody_98
2005-12-06 03:48 pm (UTC)
*I* got a pony! Ponies are much better than bikes. Sure, they eat and poop, but when was the last time your bike gave you a nuzzle? =D
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2005-12-06 04:23 pm (UTC)
I've had a pony, and I've had a bike. And for my part, I will take the bike. But this is because I am old and curmudgeonly.
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