||[May. 25th, 2006|10:24 pm]
Michael Jackson plans to tour in Japan.
What is there to say except, "It goes to 11"?
Dang he's gotten scary looking
And he was such a cute kid
Only in America can a cute black kid gow up to be an ugly white woman....
Nothing, except, "So does his taste in boys". [/groan]
I thought that's what she meant!
My wife gets a lot of credit for being funny, even when she's not trying.
What is there to say except, "It goes to 11"? What? Is 11 the max age he finds boys attractive? *snickersnortlaff*
2006-05-26 06:52 am (UTC)
Jackson was quoted as saying, "I look forward to my visit to Japan because I have so many fond memories of my visits there.
My cousin was high up in the organization on his last aborted Japan tour... you know the one he was on in 1993 when he had to come home quick to deal with "allegations"??http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1993_child_molestation_allegations_against_Michael_Jackson
Fond memories of Japan - yeah... right... and of having everyone on the tour sign non-disclosure agreements... if they talked to anyone and it got to the press? serious financial repercussions! :O
Maybe he should spend his time in Thailand instead....
"It goes to 11"
What is the age range of the fans let backstage?
We have a Jeopardy winner!
(You know, I didn't even get my double entendre when I wrote that last night. I'm much funnier than I know!)
Reminds me of this joke:
What does Michael Jackson like best about twenty eight-year-olds?
The fact that there's twenty of them.
Of course, without the hyphens, (and orally) it's a much funnier joke.
My initial thought was that you were referring to the size of his penis. My second thought was "wow, Gini's sure being generous!"
What can I say...I'm still half asleep. ;-)