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Insult? This is injury. Join up! [Apr. 5th, 2008|06:08 pm]
Zoethe
[Current Mood |sickat death's door]

Ferrett once told me about a comedian's routine talking about how every disaster in life could be compounded by the words, "and a headache.

For me, today's compounding words are, "and my period just started."

I have arisen from the depths of my lonely, fever-tossed bed only to share that wonderful fact with all of you.

Don't you feel special?
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[User Picture]From: weds
2008-04-05 10:43 pm (UTC)
On the plus side, taking guaifenisen should thin the flow of both overabundances of mucus...
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[User Picture]From: mycorethoughts
2008-04-05 11:09 pm (UTC)
Oy. :( *hug*
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[User Picture]From: badspock
2008-04-05 11:18 pm (UTC)
Shark week. Yay. LOL
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[User Picture]From: mamaursula
2008-04-05 11:23 pm (UTC)
I'm sorry, I am considering uterine ablation myself. I strongly suggest it, I think you're done having children, right?
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2008-04-05 11:30 pm (UTC)
2 weeks away from 50. I should think so! It seems a pity, having to maintain equipment I never intend to use again....
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[User Picture]From: conuly
2008-04-05 11:25 pm (UTC)
Why - mine is just ending! I feel so special now.
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[User Picture]From: suzieboz
2008-04-05 11:58 pm (UTC)
Thats all you said? My usual verbage for that little sentence has a 4 letter word with an ing at the end of it added before the noun to let everyone know exactly how I feel.
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[User Picture]From: ba1126
2008-04-06 12:07 am (UTC)
Thank God I've passed that. Don't miss it at all. Of course, that means I now have to deal with thinning hair (on top) and hair on my chin (Does that make sense to anyone??) and worries about osteoporosis. Always something, ain't it?
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[User Picture]From: ponygirl118
2008-04-06 01:56 am (UTC)
I have the same problem, darlink.
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2008-04-06 02:29 am (UTC)
We have something in common! Wheee!!! ;-)

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[User Picture]From: bustylis
2008-04-06 02:36 am (UTC)
I still remember being 13 and getting my first one, and thinking to myself, "You mean I'm going to have to do this for rest* of my life???? I did NOT sign up for this!"

*Okay, 40-some years sounds like forever when you're 13.
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[User Picture]From: ponygirl118
2008-04-06 02:39 am (UTC)
I was 10!
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[User Picture]From: morgi
2008-04-06 02:56 am (UTC)
I've noticed that the female body has a cruel, cruel sense of humour.
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[User Picture]From: ls56
2008-04-06 06:18 pm (UTC)
or a cruel sense of Humours!

hahaha!

humours. ahhh. i kill myself.
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[User Picture]From: dharawal
2008-04-06 03:03 am (UTC)
You have my sympathies.. in spades and buckets.
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[User Picture]From: perseph12
2008-04-06 03:24 am (UTC)
I am so sorry :(.

I can usually add the qualifier "and a headache" on even the best of days. It definitely makes every mildly annoying task the equivalent of getting into Mordor!
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[User Picture]From: kisekinotenshi
2008-04-06 03:35 am (UTC)
Major sympathy. Last week was hell week for the opera that I've been regretting auditioning for, and I got my period on the first dress rehearsal night. It was definitely insult to injury.
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[User Picture]From: libco
2008-04-06 09:00 pm (UTC)
Dear God me too!
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