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||[Apr. 5th, 2008|06:08 pm]
|||||at death's door||]|
Ferrett once told me about a comedian's routine talking about how every disaster in life could be compounded by the words, "and a headache.
For me, today's compounding words are, "and my period just started."
I have arisen from the depths of my lonely, fever-tossed bed only to share that wonderful fact with all of you.
Don't you feel special?