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You know you want to [Aug. 4th, 2008|04:50 pm]
Zoethe
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This is an LJ poll. It will not measure a statistically significant population group. It will ask no question of significance. It is, in fact, completely irrelevant. So are your responses. Your responses are so irrelevant that the creator of the poll won't even bother reviewing your answers.

BUTTON!!! SHINY!!!! ... There was a question?
39(16.7%)
I'm responding because this whole thing is clearly meta and I'm one of the cool kids.
40(17.2%)
LJ polls are the most egregious waste of band width ever created (other than memes) and I *never* participate in them. ... Wait. Oh, hell.
15(6.4%)
This shiny button is shinier than the other shiny button.
87(37.3%)
I hate you for making fun of my compulsive need to always click a button. But the compulsion is too strong. Damn you to hell, you bitch!
52(22.3%)
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[User Picture]From: pkthunder
2008-08-04 08:55 pm (UTC)
Thanks. Now I want Oreos.
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[User Picture]From: goaskalice71
2008-08-04 09:03 pm (UTC)
Good to know I'm not the only one. She's so evil, isn't she?
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[User Picture]From: quizzicalsphinx
2008-08-04 09:04 pm (UTC)
If after pressing the shiny buttons we somehow received Oreos, this would be the best quiz ever.
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[User Picture]From: kagomeshuko
2008-08-04 10:47 pm (UTC)
I totally agree with that.
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[User Picture]From: kagomeshuko
2008-08-05 12:32 am (UTC)
See tsukiai's comment.
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[User Picture]From: on_reserve
2008-08-04 09:09 pm (UTC)
You forgot this response:
I am clicking this button so I can see the results and see if everyone else clicked the same irrelevant button as me. Dear lord, AM I NORMAL?
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2008-08-04 09:13 pm (UTC)
Congratulations! You have now fulfilled the Other LJ Poll Prototype: You don't have *my* answer up there!!!!

There are no prizes for being first, other than that warm, fuzzy feeling that you won.

;-)
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[User Picture]From: on_reserve
2008-08-04 09:14 pm (UTC)
Or another favorite, This poll marginalizes me. :)

I do feel all warm and fuzzy -- and in need of oreos!
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2008-08-04 09:16 pm (UTC)
Mmmm, oreos.....
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From: diatryma
2008-08-04 10:29 pm (UTC)
I did the same thing!
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[User Picture]From: ser_kai
2008-08-05 08:49 am (UTC)
THIS!
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[User Picture]From: khiron1416
2008-08-05 12:54 pm (UTC)
I cheated and logged out to see the results and logged in again. U kan knot t3mpt m3 w/ butt0nz!
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[User Picture]From: vakkotaur
2008-08-25 06:23 pm (UTC)
You don't have to make a selection. Just clicking the submit button is enough to be shown the results. Yep, I often vote "none of the above" that way.
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[User Picture]From: angielabrie
2008-08-04 09:17 pm (UTC)
Wait...there were OREOS involved???
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[User Picture]From: kagomeshuko
2008-08-04 10:49 pm (UTC)
Her icon.
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[User Picture]From: bbwoof
2008-08-04 09:22 pm (UTC)
If I mentioned that "bandwidth" is one word, would you think me a geek?

You would? Oh, goody!
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[User Picture]From: merle_
2008-08-04 09:35 pm (UTC)
What? I had to pick just one option? *grumbles about polls that use radio buttons when they should use checkboxes, but fills it out anyway, because, eh*
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[User Picture]From: scarfman
2008-08-04 09:50 pm (UTC)

I always have to post to say, "You didn't have a button for my choice."

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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2008-08-05 01:43 am (UTC)
Yeah, I should have thought of that one. Alas.
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[User Picture]From: kathrynrose
2008-08-04 09:50 pm (UTC)
You know you're a compulsive proof-reader when you see an icon like that and catch it immediately. :P
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2008-08-05 01:44 am (UTC)
I love that icon. I don't get to use it enough.
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[User Picture]From: mamaursula
2008-08-04 10:18 pm (UTC)
Fuck Oreos, I want valium.
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[User Picture]From: mistapotta
2008-08-04 10:46 pm (UTC)
I'm leaving a comment because there's no option that conveyed the response I wanted to give. I specified what that was in my response.
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[User Picture]From: albumlady
2008-08-04 11:47 pm (UTC)
Posted with a huge grin - I don't ever REALLY think you're a bitch *except when you make me push buttons* Grins!

I hope this helps make your cranky go away.
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2008-08-05 01:47 am (UTC)
Oh, this was my cranky!

I'm pretty easy to live with.

;-)
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[User Picture]From: tsukiai
2008-08-05 12:11 am (UTC)
We have Oreos. Double Stuf! and MINT Double STUF!

--Kagomeshuko's sister, but don't call me that. I have a name you know.
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2008-08-05 01:48 am (UTC)
I am amused by your sig line.
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[User Picture]From: tsukiai
2008-08-05 02:53 am (UTC)
Well I've had the problem IRL of just being "Bridget's little sister." Gets on my nerves.
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[User Picture]From: ravenofdreams
2008-08-05 12:34 am (UTC)
Wow. The aggregate of people attracted to shiny appears to win.
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[User Picture]From: kagomeshuko
2008-08-05 12:37 am (UTC)
Red the Fraggle!!!
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2008-08-05 01:48 am (UTC)
Shiny always wins.
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[User Picture]From: cosmicbandit
2008-08-05 01:35 am (UTC)
I have such a short attention span that the first shiny just automatically sucked me in.

Carmello is filling chocolate/sugar needs right now. :)
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[User Picture]From: puckathon
2008-08-07 04:01 am (UTC)
Egregious is a fabulous word. And you know I know what it means, so of course, I bit. By the way, I used "fallacy" and "inept" in different conversations today, one with a co-worker and one on a conference calls-- and the people didn't know what I meant. Puleeease, someone, teach the world great words! (I'll step down from my soapbox now.)
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2008-08-07 10:59 am (UTC)
It frightens me to think that people did not know the meaning of fallacy or inept! I would not under any circumstance consider either of them to be advanced vocabulary. Wow, scary.
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[User Picture]From: uplinktruck
2008-08-07 06:25 pm (UTC)
I push buttons for a living. I can't help myself
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2008-08-07 06:57 pm (UTC)
Trapped! ;-)
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