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Your moment of Valentine's horror for today [Feb. 8th, 2010|01:05 pm]
Zoethe
I got inured to all those silly sugar-jammed cereals with movie themes, but this brought me to a dead stop in the grocery store.




I don't really have any insight or reflection on this. I just figured, why should I suffer by myself?
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[User Picture]From: ipslore
2010-02-08 06:08 pm (UTC)
They aren't even real candy hearts! Only Necco is the real deal.
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[User Picture]From: quizzicalsphinx
2010-02-08 06:15 pm (UTC)
"The forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest." Jesus wept.
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[User Picture]From: morgi
2010-02-08 06:24 pm (UTC)
...Does that mean these are candy hearts that don't taste nasty?
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[User Picture]From: 28bytes
2010-02-08 06:15 pm (UTC)
Took me a second to figure out that was a "B" at the end of "LAMB" and not an "E".

But hey, if Count Chocula has taught us anything, it's that the undead are great for shilling sweets.
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[User Picture]From: zeldakitty
2010-02-08 06:21 pm (UTC)
DAZZLE!
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[User Picture]From: redstapler
2010-02-08 06:25 pm (UTC)
I knew what you were talking about even before the image loaded! (I'm on my blackberry.)
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[User Picture]From: sarapada
2010-02-08 06:28 pm (UTC)
Thank God Cleolinda took the bullet and reviewed those, so no one else has to buy or eat them EVER.
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[User Picture]From: darksumomo
2010-02-08 06:58 pm (UTC)
Thanks for linking to that post. I now know that 1) there are other images out there and 2) I don't have to post anything about this to a Twilight snark community.
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[User Picture]From: lyssabard
2010-02-08 06:30 pm (UTC)
Does that say "Secret Scent - Rub to reveal"?
Please...please tell me it doesn't.

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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2010-02-08 09:37 pm (UTC)
It does.
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[User Picture]From: soldiergrrrl
2010-02-08 06:37 pm (UTC)
My brain.

She is broke.
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[User Picture]From: flirtaciousj
2010-02-08 06:38 pm (UTC)
Do they sparkle in the sunlight?
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[User Picture]From: anivair
2010-02-08 06:45 pm (UTC)
Apparently they do. Personally, I can't imagine why anyone is surprised. it's a consumerist holiday that celebrates the lamest aspects of love to make money. Likewise: the twilight movie.

Granted, I will be the first to jump on someone's case for bashing twilight just because all the cool kids are doing it but everything about valentine's day is pretty much summed up in this snack. I might buy one just for posterity.
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[User Picture]From: phillipalden
2010-02-08 06:54 pm (UTC)
Undead candy for undead people.
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[User Picture]From: gravityslave
2010-02-08 07:15 pm (UTC)
All candy is undead. :)
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[User Picture]From: crwilley
2010-02-08 07:04 pm (UTC)
...and I see "1 of" in the corner, and "3 of 3" in the corner of the box underneath. Sweet merciful mother, they're trying to convince us the boxes are collectible.
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2010-02-08 09:40 pm (UTC)
Yes, there are 3 different versions.
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[User Picture]From: gravityslave
2010-02-08 07:15 pm (UTC)
Now I know where they got all the "romantic scene" dialogue for the films!
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[User Picture]From: aiela
2010-02-08 07:25 pm (UTC)
I stopped being shocked by Twilight anything when I saw the sparkly dildo. "Put it in the freezer to make it cold!"
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[User Picture]From: anivair
2010-02-08 07:30 pm (UTC)
It's really that second part that makes me feel gross. though I'm not sure if it's because of the direct implication or if it's because of the even more subtle implication: that people need to be told that freezers will make things cold.
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[User Picture]From: fabricdragon
2010-02-08 07:29 pm (UTC)
brain....... must ......reach.....bleach.....
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[User Picture]From: darksunlight
2010-02-08 07:31 pm (UTC)
They have Valentines cards that say "You're my valentine, but my heart belongs to..." Jacob, Edward, Emmett etc.
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[User Picture]From: aiela
2010-02-08 07:35 pm (UTC)
*shakes head*
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