They aren't even real candy hearts! Only Necco is the real deal.
"The forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest." Jesus wept.
...Does that mean these are candy hearts that don't taste nasty?
Took me a second to figure out that was a "B" at the end of "LAMB" and not an "E".
But hey, if Count Chocula has taught us anything, it's that the undead are great for shilling sweets.
I knew what you were talking about even before the image loaded! (I'm on my blackberry.)
Thank God Cleolinda took the bullet and reviewed those
, so no one else has to buy or eat them EVER.
Thanks for linking to that post. I now know that 1) there are other images out there and 2) I don't have to post anything about this to a Twilight snark community.
Does that say "Secret Scent - Rub to reveal"?
Please...please tell me it doesn't.
Do they sparkle in the sunlight?
Apparently they do. Personally, I can't imagine why anyone is surprised. it's a consumerist holiday that celebrates the lamest aspects of love to make money. Likewise: the twilight movie.
Granted, I will be the first to jump on someone's case for bashing twilight just because all the cool kids are doing it but everything about valentine's day is pretty much summed up in this snack. I might buy one just for posterity.
Undead candy for undead people.
...and I see "1 of" in the corner, and "3 of 3" in the corner of the box underneath. Sweet merciful mother, they're trying to convince us the boxes are collectible.
Yes, there are 3 different versions.
Now I know where they got all the "romantic scene" dialogue for the films!
I stopped being shocked by Twilight anything when I saw the sparkly dildo. "Put it in the freezer to make it cold!"
It's really that second part that makes me feel gross. though I'm not sure if it's because of the direct implication or if it's because of the even more subtle implication: that people need to be told that freezers will make things cold.
brain....... must ......reach.....bleach.....
They have Valentines cards that say "You're my valentine, but my heart belongs to..." Jacob, Edward, Emmett etc.
they're tasty, but the packaging is lame.
(ngl. i got them because there are shiny ones in them)
ps..... i love the bugs icon... any chance i could gank this?
I ganked it, so feel free.
I hate people.
Curse your eyes for bringing this to my attention.
My work here is done. Muahahahaha
I'm buying 50 of those for people I hate. Thanks for the idea!
Oh God. If Paul sees those, he'll get them for me. I hope they're not in Safeways!
They had those at least a year ago, too, and the person I know who tried them got violently ill off them. Just to add to the WTF of glittery candy Twilight hearts. That make you vomit. Romantic.
It's quite wonderful, isn't it? I got it from someone else.
"Forbidden Fruit" certainly didn't make me think "Twilight"
I saw those on New Year's Eve! My friend (wise girl) would not let me buy them. (Not even just for laughs.)