|Proof again that I have the WEIRDEST dreams
||[May. 27th, 2011|11:33 am]
triple that. With candy.) And The Creature Who Lived Underground had proclaimed that, if he was not stopped by 11pm he would change everything about our world (insert "MWAHAHA" here) at midnight. So I was dispatched to deal with said creature. I was the warrior hero in a very pink-and-fluffy magical candy world. (Imagine everything about My Little Pony and Flower Fairies and kind of |
Many adventures, much derring-do, cut to:
I'm struggling out of the cave opening, the head fairies and ponies are anxiously awaiting me. "I killed him," I say.
"But not in time."
So we wait, terrified, to see what happens at midnight. And at midnight, nozzles appear, hanging down from the sky, and...
drop tiny, colorful candies daintily onto the existing creatures and sweets, making them all even more wonderful.
And I stand there, realizing that I've slain a creature whose "change to the world" was not a monstrosity but a present.
I felt really bad!!