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Zoethe

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[Oct. 29th, 2015|12:37 pm]
Zoethe
You know, now that I have a nondescript white panel van, it occurs to me that I have the potential of never having a parking problem again. I can just get a couple big business magnets printed up, something like "Pataski's Plumbing and Exotic Dance," and then I can stop my van anywhere, flip on the flashers, and stroll away, confident that my van will be there, unticketed, when I get back.
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[User Picture]From: mplsindygirl
2015-10-29 08:14 pm (UTC)
You're my kinda gal!
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[User Picture]From: ckd
2015-10-29 11:10 pm (UTC)
http://gawker.com/171439/telstar-logistics-the-most-fundable-company-in-the-valley

"Todd Lappin started Telstar by tricking out a van with pseudo-official insignia in the late 80s so he could illegally park in loading zones."
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2015-10-30 02:52 am (UTC)
Great minds think alike!
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[User Picture]From: tfcocs
2015-10-31 02:28 am (UTC)
I adore you.
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2015-11-06 02:22 am (UTC)
[blush]
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