|Karn Evil 2003
||[Oct. 3rd, 2003|11:28 am]
Welcome back my friends, to the show that never ends
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Lions and Christians got nothing on the newest entertainment: the Republican Party is eating itself!
I can't decide which is more entertaining, Ah-nold's apologies for being a sexist pig, or his denial that he once considered Hitler the poster boy for ambition. But the fun doesn't stop there, and neither do the menu choices! We have the White House leaking the names of CIA operatives and then insisting on investigating itself. Then there's Dick Cheney's continuing belief that the Iraqis were behind September 11, and the Bush administration's public corrections of his insanity. Not that the Shrub is having an easy time of it himself. His popularity is slipping, and he could actually lose the next election. Time to invade another Middle Eastern country. It would be far too dangerous to challenge North Korea - they actually have weapons.
And then there's Rush. He added to the entertainment by betraying his racism on "NFL Sunday Countdown" - a gaffe leading to his resignation from the show. What better to follow that act than the revelation that America's self-proclaimed Voice for the Right is a pill-popping junkie? The Left couldn't have scripted this better if they'd tried.
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