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My highly amusing kids [Aug. 11th, 2004|11:12 pm]
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Amy was watching X-Men 2 this evening, and shortly after it finished she and Erin engaged in their favorite sport - bickering. I can't even remember what it was about, but at some point Erin flounced into the kitchen and tossed, "You are a mutant!" over her shoulder.

"Yeah that's right, and here's my mutant power!" Amy shouted, then extended a middle finger. "I can flip you off through walls!"

I know I shouldn't laugh....

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From: klig
2004-08-12 03:16 am (UTC)
Your kids are funny bastards.

Bastards meant in a nice Australian way of course.
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[User Picture]From: dreagoddess
2004-08-12 03:31 am (UTC)


I ADORE your children. :) One of the kid stories I've never forgotten was your "Lock the door" "And hope they don't have blasters" from years and years ago. Glad to see they're still good little geek girls. *g*
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2004-08-12 12:38 pm (UTC)

Re: *spittakes*

Erin reminded me of that just the other day. She was, what, 7 when she said that?

I love my kids.
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[User Picture]From: agirlnamedlucky
2004-08-12 03:36 am (UTC)
Well, maybe you shouldn't, but I would have too... ;)
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[User Picture]From: cheatrulesfoamy
2004-08-12 04:02 am (UTC)
I wish I had that power. It would be handy at work.
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From: tessbelle
2004-08-12 04:13 am (UTC)
LOL...I gotta meet this kid :)
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2004-08-12 12:40 pm (UTC)
We might try to come by Game Night on Friday for a while. She plays a mean Apples to Apples.
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From: lousy_timing
2004-08-12 04:33 am (UTC)


This is what I am missing by having had my kids seven years apart, huh?

Oh, well, I guess I'll just have to enjoy the tales told by others... Thanks for sharing! :)
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2004-08-12 12:41 pm (UTC)

Re: So,

Oh, no. Mine are six years apart. You just have to wait until one is a teen and the other is on the cusp of it.

Erin always had a wicked sense of humor. Amy's was a little slower in developing, but she has really blossomed in the last couple years.
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[User Picture]From: apostate_96
2004-08-12 05:04 am (UTC)
Oh, dear God, that's funny!!!!!!!!!

And what' wrong with laughing? Just make sure that it's where Amy won't hear or see it, that's all.
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[User Picture]From: azurelunatic
2004-08-12 07:29 am (UTC)

Our little one wound up cursing so adorably once that after we sent him to the corner for saying words he knew he shouldn't say, starbrow and I shut my door and we had a gigglefit into the pillows.

I think he said, "This was a bad word: Ass!"
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[User Picture]From: kimmaline
2004-08-12 05:13 am (UTC)
I am so jealous...I wish I lived in your house.

Someone told me once that the toughest thing about being a parent was NOT laughing...
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2004-08-12 12:45 pm (UTC)
There have been more than a few times that that was true. And for more than a few reasons. Erin's vocabulary at three far outstripped expectations for children her age. (When Erin two, her auntie was pointing at a stained glass window and naming the colors. She pointed to one spot and said, "and that's yellow." Erin looked up at her with pity-filled eyes and gently responded, "Actually, it's amber.") It used to drive her crazy when she would make a statement and people would laugh in surprise at her word usage, but sometimes it was hard not to because she was so little and it seemed so incongruous.
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From: barryr
2004-08-12 06:23 am (UTC)
shouldn't, but sometimes you just have to...

besides that, it can't be as bad as our family. we turned flipping each other off into the family salute.
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2004-08-12 12:47 pm (UTC)
Okay, that's amusing.

I'm actually pretty casual about these things.
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[User Picture]From: shezan
2004-08-12 06:33 am (UTC)
ROFL! Have metaquotes'ed her at once!
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2004-08-12 12:53 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: elfwench
2004-08-12 09:19 am (UTC)
Oh my goodness! That's too funny! :)
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[User Picture]From: batshua
2004-08-12 09:41 am (UTC)
Did I mention lately that I love your kids?
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2004-08-12 12:56 pm (UTC)
Me, too!
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[User Picture]From: nuala
2004-08-12 10:26 am (UTC)
*laughing out loud at that one*

I'm not a 12 year old stuck in a 31 year old body, not me! Oh, no! I didn't find that amusing in the least! *still snickering quietly*
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[User Picture]From: justbeast
2004-08-12 04:05 pm (UTC)
Heeeeeeeeeheheheheh, now that is an awesome super power :)
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2004-08-12 04:18 pm (UTC)
I'm looking forward to you guys getting to spend more time with her.
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