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Poor Martha Stewart!!! [Mar. 4th, 2005|04:23 pm]
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Gosh, for the next five months Martha Stewart's confined to her multi-million dollar estate - except for being allowed to go shopping and such for up to 48 hours a week. I just wonder however she will manage.

And if she's interested in a trade....

From: tessbelle
2005-03-04 09:27 pm (UTC)
What do I have to do to get sentenced to Martha's estate?
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[User Picture]From: elfwench
2005-03-04 09:27 pm (UTC)
No, let her be confined here, in my mobile home. She can pay to get it fixed (or better yet replaced) if the conditions don't suit her while I house sit for her.
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[User Picture]From: xforge
2005-03-04 09:55 pm (UTC)
She's allowed to go to the office too.

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[User Picture]From: theonlykow
2005-03-04 10:21 pm (UTC)
48 hours a week? I don't think I spend that much time out of my apartment a week and I'm free. That's almost seven hours a day! What a bullshit agreement, haha.
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From: genericrick
2005-03-04 11:59 pm (UTC)
In a shocking overturn of sentencing, Martha Stewart was instead ordered to be confined to the 5th floor of a walk-up dormitory on a college campus in the middle of nowhere. Stewart is only allowed to leave her room to attend classes and to pursue empty, party-based interpersonal relationships with a disparate group of frustrated students around a beer pong table. She must devote at least 30 hours a week and $30,000 a year toward obtaining a degree in a field whose graduates are not highly coveted members of the work force.

Meanwhile, genericrick got to feed horses and sink dreamily into the lap of luxury.
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From: ____firewater
2005-03-05 04:24 am (UTC)
Gee, what a bad 'punishment'
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2005-03-05 06:23 pm (UTC)
Yes, the rich suffer so much more comforably than the rest of us....
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