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Zoethe

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[Jul. 15th, 2005|06:41 am]
Zoethe
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I believe this has gone quite far enough, so now I shall explain myself.

My bike was not set on fire. This was just a social experiment. Because you people only gave me $30.66 to keep me from eating that hamburger, Ferrett laughed at me and told me that my internet friends didn't really care about me. I figured out this plan to try and prove him wrong. There had to be money involved because, well, no one cares about anything but money. I didn't really want to cheat anyone out of their hard-earned cash, or make them so suspicious of fellow lj-ers that they never open their pocketbooks to any worthy cause ever again. I just wanted to prove to a cynic what kind, generous, easily-gulled people you all are.

I'm sorry if you believed me and are upset. I promise to donate money to the bicycle burn ward at St. Crispin's Hospital, just as soon as I sell my autographed, first edition of Leonard Nimoy's poetry. Therefore you should just get over yourselves.

Oh, and all of you who picked on szandara just for questioning my story? Really and truly you're the bad people. She made sense and you should have believed her. Why would you fall for a story like this? What a bunch of rubes.

Anyway, my bad, sorry again! Hope none of you ever really gets sick or in an accident or anything, cuz, wow, lj people aren't going to be generous at all!!!
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[User Picture]From: ser_kai
2005-07-15 11:07 am (UTC)
I never saw the burger thing due to not having any 'Net. Would have donated despite my own constrained economic circumstances.

Didn't believe your bike thing after the bike hospital/$5000 thing. Could never cost that much. --> Realised it was a joke or something.

Luv ya, Gini. :-)
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2005-07-15 11:14 am (UTC)
Just so you aren't utterly confused forever about this the impetus was [Unknown LJ tag]"'s "burned cat" fiasco. If you missed that, none of this would have made any sense.
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[User Picture]From: ser_kai
2005-07-15 11:18 am (UTC)
Ta. :-)

It did stand on its own with this post, though.
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2005-07-15 11:21 am (UTC)
Which is good, but not nearly as good as when you know the story. I actually edited this entry to put a link in to the original, so people who are confused can "get it." I debated, since I have mixed feelings about siccing more people on her, but she's up to several thousand comments, so one or two more probably won't hurt.
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[User Picture]From: ser_kai
2005-07-15 11:25 am (UTC)
Reading it.

Pretty sure you surmise correctly.

As you might or might not know, I need a laugh & this will help.
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2005-07-15 11:28 am (UTC)
Glad to be of service.
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2005-07-15 11:17 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: thejunebug
2005-07-15 12:18 pm (UTC)
Okay, NOW I get it. I never saw that or even heard of it, which is why I was lost. I just thought you were being silly.
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2005-07-15 12:55 pm (UTC)
Well, I was, though not as silly as I might have been.
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