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I recommend the fish [Nov. 19th, 2005|03:15 pm]
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A few days ago, theferrett wrote about how his dream job was writing restaurant menus. Alas, his inability to secure such a gig has left the world bereft of his leet menu-elucidating skilz.

As the loving wife of this clever and witty man, I feel certain, however, that I have located an adequate substitute to the menus you would be reading, had a certain rodent weaseled his way into such a job. Those menu descriptions are penned by none other than Scott Adams, for the restaurant he owns in California. Ferrett would be hard-pressed to work in more puns-per-square inch than you will find here.

From: bonerici
2005-11-19 08:49 pm (UTC)
had a certain rodent weaseled his way into such a job

having trouble parsing this. ferrets are mustelidae (otters, ferrets, skunks), not rodents (rats & mice), I'm positive you have to know this, but the sentence seems to say the ferret is a rat? /me gives up.
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2005-11-19 08:56 pm (UTC)
Yes, but mustelidae lacks punch in such a sentence.
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From: bonerici
2005-11-19 09:00 pm (UTC)
ah, literary license. "skunk" would have worked well there I think, heh.
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