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A little perspective, perhaps? [Oct. 27th, 2006|08:05 pm]
Zoethe
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From my boss:

I recently went to a new physician.

After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly Well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, "Do you Smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?" "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" No, I don't," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" No," I said. "I don't do any of those things." He looked at me and said,

"Then why do you give a shit?"
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[User Picture]From: candiedheart
2006-10-27 08:09 pm (UTC)
I love it!
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[User Picture]From: aboutlooking
2006-10-27 08:40 pm (UTC)
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[User Picture]From: xforge
2006-10-27 09:38 pm (UTC)
AhGUFFAW!!!

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[User Picture]From: mouseydork
2006-10-28 01:20 am (UTC)
Cute!
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[User Picture]From: and_so_i_smile
2006-10-28 11:52 am (UTC)
TOO FUNNY!!!!
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[User Picture]From: moropus
2006-10-28 02:23 pm (UTC)
The other pucnline, is maybe not, but it will feel like forever.
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2006-10-29 04:50 am (UTC)
Also valid.
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[User Picture]From: lordindra
2006-10-28 06:01 pm (UTC)
+3 Funny
+5 Insightful
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[User Picture]From: thedouglas
2006-11-07 07:46 pm (UTC)

so frikken true...

hey there, long time no see...
well, thats a strange statement considering we ate and complained that laser tag was closed... and that sums up a friendship!

i notice the christpher eccleston avatar, and wondered if you had seen the othello he did for the BBC. modern language and situation, but LOTS of him talking to the camera. a must for those who drool over the previous Doctor..........

TheDouglas
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2006-11-08 01:21 am (UTC)

Re: so frikken true...

Ooo, no I haven't. I will add it to my list of Must-sees!!!
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