||[Sep. 1st, 2007|12:01 pm]
Gmail has this peculiar little feature wherein its spiders scan your email and match it to links. If you email someone about going to a concert, the ad links will be about music. If you email about cats, cat sites will come up. And if you have anything about the law, there will be an assortment of lawyerly links suggested.
I'm still, however, trying to figure out the second layer of connection in an email I sent the other day. Yes, there were lawyer sites, but more specifically there were suggestions for lawyers who specialize in dog bites.
There was nothing about dogs or biting in the email thread. I remain completely baffled.
Nevertheless, the link named Toledo Dog Bite Lawyer caught my eye. Toledo Dog Bite sounds like a drink bored twenty-somethings would order at a rowdy-yet-trendy bar:
"What you drinkin'?"
"Toledo Dog Bites."
"Duuude! Those thing'll peel paint off a wall!!"