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I have the weirdest damned dreams [Dec. 17th, 2008|08:32 am]
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I dreamed last night that I played an instrument called the bindeau. It was mallet-shaped, with rubber tires on the ends of the mallet heads, and one blew into the handle to create a didgeridoo sort of sound. Which also had the effect of inflating the tires; bindeau competitions were less about music and more about the PSI one could blow.

Oh, and when you weren't playing it, you could ride it around town, standing on the mallet part and pumping the handle up and down rather like a railroad handcar. And go up to 45 mph without any problem.

You could also buy them at McDonald's for $5.00. With fries and a drink.

But the weird part was that my fiance was the best bindeau player in the world. My fiance, Captain James T. Kirk.

Edit Best line in the dream:

"Ha! I have beaten your record!"

"We'll see about that. Get the tire gauge!"

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From: crystalsage
2008-12-17 01:52 pm (UTC)


That's... yeah.
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2008-12-17 01:56 pm (UTC)
My brane, let me show you it. Seriously. I dream like this all the time, but only rarely is it subject to concise summary - I left out the elaborate plot.

Edited at 2008-12-17 01:59 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: mishamish
2008-12-17 02:08 pm (UTC)

What the hell did you DRINK before bed?!

Because I want two.

Mind you, I don't generally remember my dreams, but I think one like that might stick out. Or atleast give me a warm, fuzzy feeling for the entirity of the next day.
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2008-12-17 02:09 pm (UTC)
Like I said to someone else, I dream like this regularly; they just don't always lend themselves to concise summary.
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[User Picture]From: lyssabard
2008-12-17 02:27 pm (UTC)
*can't stop laughing*

The inside of your head has so made my morning.
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[User Picture]From: myfanwy_65
2008-12-17 02:31 pm (UTC)
LMAO You are warped!!!
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[User Picture]From: cinema_babe
2008-12-17 02:31 pm (UTC)
It was the egg nog, wasn't it?

Gee, I wish I would have neat dreams like this. Mine usually involve the monster from Aliens but that's a whole other issue.
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2008-12-17 04:30 pm (UTC)
I dream stuff like this ALL THE TIME.
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[User Picture]From: vespurrs
2008-12-17 02:44 pm (UTC)
I can't seem to stop giggling. *g*
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[User Picture]From: ba1126
2008-12-17 02:46 pm (UTC)
I am so jealous! My dreams so often are just a 'worse' version of reality; i.e. I'm a nanny in 'real' life, so in my dreams I can't remember where I left the baby.

And of course Kirk won- so much hot air!!
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2008-12-18 05:46 am (UTC)
My dreams are frequently this bizarre. Hard to believe, but true.

And, yes, with all that hot air it's amazing that Kirk's didn't lift off!
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[User Picture]From: kisekinotenshi
2008-12-17 02:56 pm (UTC)
That is awesome. XD I actually had a really weird (and kinda scary) dream about being at a... college, I think, though it could've been a summer camp too, and my room had this triple shelf thing that was the length and width of a twin bed, and the bottom shelf was my bed, the middle was where I put all my stuff, and the top was another bed but I kept my clothes on it because I didn't have a roommate. And then every time I turned around it had changed, the middle shelf would be gone, or the middle and bottom shelves would suddenly be smack dab together, and I kept getting the girl who lived next door to come see it because it scared me, and she denied that there was any change. Then I went outside and some other students came up to me and asked if I'd seen anything strange and they said they suspected some teachers of secretly giving us drugs that they wanted to test, and I told them about my bed. Then I woke up just as said sinister teachers showed up and asked us to take some drugs (but not the ones we suspected they had already given us).

... Serves me right for reading a bunch of Sandman before bed, I guess. XD
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2008-12-18 05:48 am (UTC)
Yeah, Sandman will mess you up.

I now dream much more about movies and books I've recently seen. I never used to as a kid.
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[User Picture]From: kathrynrose
2008-12-17 03:24 pm (UTC)
You crack me up.
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[User Picture]From: mamaursula
2008-12-17 04:26 pm (UTC)
You have the best drugs, I am so jealous.
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2008-12-18 05:49 am (UTC)
It's like this regularly.
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[User Picture]From: tkappleton
2008-12-17 04:35 pm (UTC)
That was great!
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[User Picture]From: happydog
2008-12-17 05:18 pm (UTC)
That is bananas. Cool, but bananas. Just for kicks I looked up Bindeau. It is an actual name, but not a thing, as far as I can tell.
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2008-12-17 09:28 pm (UTC)
I'm telling you, they are like this all the time. My brain is a weird, weird place.
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[User Picture]From: chant_1
2008-12-17 06:21 pm (UTC)
ROTFL! Not only are you a champion bindeau player, you're engaged to Captain Kirk? How could it get any better? Srsly, you have great dreams!
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2008-12-17 09:38 pm (UTC)
It's like this regularly, but most of them are either not given to succinct description or I lose them before I get awake enough to put them on paper. But that's my brain.
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[User Picture]From: midnightsjane
2008-12-17 08:38 pm (UTC)
Hey, you should invent that machine. It would sell like hotcakes! LOL.
Dreams like that really make you wonder about the inner reaches of the brain.
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