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Conversations with Ferrett, the series continues [Apr. 16th, 2009|12:46 pm]
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[dinner discussion with Wolfgang and Sandra about pillow fights and the hazard of injury]

GINI: I don't pillow fight with Ferrett. I tried once and he hurt me.

FERRETT: I play to win!

GINI: It was supposed to be a form of seduction.

FERRETT: You didn't have a good defense, ba-bee!

GINI: My defense was my vagina!

[User Picture]From: fortuna_juvat
2009-04-16 05:27 pm (UTC)
Vagina Dentata, what a wonderful phrase....
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2009-04-16 08:30 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: polymorphism
2009-04-16 06:11 pm (UTC)
Ah, see, that's a substantial strategic error. The vagina is a terrible defensive tool, as it occupies no actual surface area, and lies beneath the labia, which have a very poor armor rating. Even the mons veneris is better, albeit only marginally.
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2009-04-16 08:32 pm (UTC)
Um... I think you are missing my point.

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[User Picture]From: polymorphism
2009-04-17 11:44 pm (UTC)

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[User Picture]From: roniliquidity
2009-04-16 06:21 pm (UTC)
There's a joke about a catcher's mitt in here somewhere...
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2009-04-16 08:33 pm (UTC)

I got nothin'.
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[User Picture]From: custardfairy
2009-04-17 11:58 am (UTC)
The best defense is a good offense!

Apparently, you just don't have an offensive vagina.
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