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Meme-tasticness [Apr. 29th, 2009|09:42 am]
I have a long day of dull computer stuffs ahead of me, so I'll join in on the fun going around LJ.

A meme, stolen from catvalente, theferrett, aiela, bec76, and just about everyone else out there:

One question.

One chance.

One honest answer.

That's all you get.

You get to ask me one question.

Any question, anything, no matter how crazy, dirty, or wrong it is.

I'm not going to screen questions or answers, but anonymous questions are allowed. Screening is a pain in the butt and, really, reading the questions and answers has been fascinating. If it's something you don't want in public, post the comment and the delete it so that I'll get it in my email but it won't be visible, or just email me.

[User Picture]From: zoethe
2009-04-29 02:38 pm (UTC)
Wow, I only get one? My first impulse is Jar-Jar, because he is the single most annoying of them. But if eliminating the romance scenes would mean that, in the end, Darth Vader wouldn't be such a whiny-ass bitch, then by all means those would go.

In *my* version of the origin story, Padme is infatuated with ObiWan, who gently turns her down, so she seduces Anakin, who knocks her up but realizes she doesn't love him and is driven by jealousy and rejects them both.
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[User Picture]From: bart_calendar
2009-04-29 02:42 pm (UTC)
Your version would require better screenwriters than Skywalker Ranch is apparently able to employ.
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2009-04-29 03:32 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: autographedcat
2009-04-29 09:07 pm (UTC)
Or at least ones willing to say "George, it sucks."
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[User Picture]From: tormentedartist
2009-04-29 03:18 pm (UTC)
Hey after seeing the prequels I knew why Lucas had to adopt children...
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[User Picture]From: kittyb90
2009-04-29 03:40 pm (UTC)
That would have been so much better!
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2009-04-29 03:52 pm (UTC)
Yes, but complex motivation is not a LucasArts forte, alas.
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[User Picture]From: tempter
2009-04-29 07:28 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I never even thought of something like that. And it would've made sense!

It's always frustrating to realize how much better something could have been.
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[User Picture]From: gravityslave
2009-04-29 10:53 pm (UTC)
You are my hero!
I want to see that version of the movie more than mere words can express.
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[User Picture]From: forestmaster
2009-04-30 07:18 pm (UTC)
I would have really liked your version of the story.

Have you ever read a take on Star Wars VI where R2D2 and Chewy are secret agents for the Rebellion? I thought that was a pretty neat interpretation, too...
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2009-04-30 11:23 pm (UTC)
I have read it - I liked it very much.
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