2003-05-20 09:41 am (UTC)
Naked Spike and drinks! I could do that! [g]
*drools* mmm...Naked Spike....*drools more*
Anyway, you sound like your life somewhat parallels mine in that aspect.
But guess what? No one's around to tell you to stop whining, bitching, complaining, hurting, crying and to suck it up and deal.
So vent, whine, cry, jump up and down and cluck like a chicken (well, maybe not that last one.)
But the point is, you can do these things now. You're a grownup now. It's ok to vent and get things off your chest and damnit, if you're hurting SAY SO. So cluck away!
It sucks to hold it in and "deal" and it's bad for you to boot. And just for the record, sweetie; People DO care now.
Hang in there.
This person who beareth my name is absolutely right! *waves to said person, grinning*
Melancholy is in the air--whine, cry, etc. It'ss good for you.
And we love you no less.
And...i heard the name of Spike and "nekkid" mentioned in the same sentence....
*one handedly pulls up a chair and crashes down with the ladies*
SEe? Life isn't so bad after all...
Oh HELL yeah...Hehe.
*waves back with a goofy grin*
So do you pronounce yours Lisa or Lissa?
And no, life isn't so bad afterall. I just wish my sex life was as good!
*goes back to her lurid vampire sex fantasies*
Good lord...we need to talk...*giggle*
Lyssa = Lissa
Consider it a second name of mine...as valid as, "Hey, bitch/wench/...or...as my circle likes to say, often with a *we KNOW what you did/are doing* look, "....Bard!"
*bows with a flourish*
I thinks I may be adding you to my friends list...if you don't mind.
Lys - She who is too tired lately to make interesting posts/comments.
Oh please do. I was just looking at YOURS and considering the same thing.
Great Minds Think ALike...remember that!
Ah, so you're a Bard!
I used to spend alot of time at the Estrella Wars listening to Yonaton. Ever heard of him?
He can do the Moose song with such a florish!
Ooo...no but I have heard the Moose song, if it's the one I'm thinking of..*giggle*
Ok. So now I see you like hentai...I have but one question...
Will you marry me and make an honest bitch out of me?
Lyssa--the other white meat
Consider it a done deal but I sure hope you like kids!
Especially obnoxious ones *grins*
Is this the song you thought it was?
THE MOOSE SONG
When I was a young girl (man) I used to like boys (girls),
I fondled their tights (bodies) and played with their toys (curls),
But me boy (girl) friend ran off with a salesman named Bruce,
You'd never get treatment like that from a Moose!
CHORUS: So it's Moose, Moose, I like a Moose,
I've never had anything quite like a Moose,
I've had many lovers, my life has been loose,
But I've never had anything quite like a Moose!
Now when I'm in need of a very good lay,
I go to me stables and gets me some hay,
I opens me window and spreads it around,
'Cause Moose always comes when there's hay on the ground!
Now I've made it with all kinds of beasties with hair,
I'd make it with snakes if their fangs were not there,
I've made it with walrus, two ducks and a goose,
But I've never had anything quite like a Moose!
Now gorillas are fine for a Saturday night,
And lions and tigers, they puts up a fight,
But it just ain't the same when you slams your caboose
As the feeling you gets when you humps with a Moose!
I've tried many beasties on land or on sea
I've even tried hump-backs that humped back on me!
Sharks are quite good, tho they're hard to pull loose
But on dry land there is nothing quite like a moose!
Woodchucks are all right except that they bite
And foxes and rabbits won't last thru the night!
Cows would be fun, but they're hard to seduce
But you never need worry should you find a moose!
Step in my study, and trophies you'll find
A black striped tiger and scruffy maned lion
You'll know the elephant by his ivory tooth
And the one that's a-winking, you know is the moose!
The lion succumbed to a thirty-ought-six
Machine guns and tigers I've proved do not mix
The elephant fell by a bomb with a fuse
But I won't tell a soul how I did in the moose!
I've found many women attracted to me
A few of them have had me over for tea
Some say that they love me when they're feeling loose
But I'd trade the world's women for one lovely moose!
The good Lord made Adam, and then He made Eve
Said He: "If you sin now, I'll ask you to leave!"
They left not because of Eve's forbidden fruit
But 'cause Adam decided the moose there were cute!
The English are said to like boars who've had corn
The Celtics just dream of the young Unicorn
The Germans, it's said, just need leather and rope
But give me a moose and I'll no longer mope!
Now I've broken the laws in this god-awful state
They've put me in prison and locked up the gate
They say that tomorrow I'll swing from a noose
But my last night I'll spend with a good sexy moose!
Next morning the Governor's word reached my ears
"We've commuted your sentence to ninety-nine years!"
"You won't get parole; not a five minute's truce,
And your friend goes to Sing-Sing, he's so big-a-moose!"
(slowly) Now that I'm old and advanced in me years,
I'll look back on me life, and I'll shed me no tears,
As I sit in me chair with me glass of Mateuse,
And play hide the salami with Marvin (Millie) the Moose!
Hee hee..that would be it, though gods know there are so many variant verses to that...:)
Um...as to liking kids..I've subbed everything from kindergarten to seniors in HS...I can...deal with kids.
Provided you have little care about rope, Ritalin, and cages...;)
Lyssa - Aw, filk it!
Yeah, it's sort of like the "Olde Tyme religion" song..it has infinite verses it seems.
Well, we have adderal, rope, manacles, cages AND whips.
Think that's enough?
For me? Sure. I'm not so hard to please. *EG*
*looks up at the messy we made at Gini's LJ*
Oops...sowwy Gini. Wuv oo.
2003-05-21 04:09 am (UTC)
Hey, it's like introducing two friends and having them hit it off [g].
2003-05-21 10:28 am (UTC)
No one except me. And I do it because of my overwhelming fear that if I don't I will never stop whining and then people will hate me and I will die alone and not be found until my cats have eaten most of my --
You get the picture.
So I'm still learning to trust that I can just say it and be done with it. And when I manage that, it's like--YAY!