|Why Jesus came 2000 years ago and not today
||[May. 14th, 2009|09:38 am]
SON_OF_GOD BLOG ENTRY, 2/1/2009, 9AM: You wanna know how forgiving God is? A rich man had two sons, the older of whom served as his faithful foreman of his cattle ranch. The younger, not wishing to work in the family business, demanded his share of his inheritance and left for San Francisco. There he fell in with a bad crowd, wasted all his money, and after a couple years was broke and destitute and totally unsuited for work. He scraped together bus fare and headed back home, intending to swallow his pride and beg his father for a job. When his father saw him walking up the road, he cried out in joy, embraced his son, and called for his older son to slaughter the finest Kobe beef and prepare a great feast. The older son objected, because he had always done the job and no one had ever given him a feast, but the father said, "Rejoice with me; your brother is returned." That is how forgiving God is.
COMMENTER BIGBANG 2/1/2009, 9:45AM: You know, I've had Kobe beef, and wasn't that impressed. It's just a steak.
COMMENTER VEGHEAD 2/1/2009, 9:47AM: Have you seen how they process cattle? It's inhumane, and bad for the environment.
COMMENTER BERGER_KING 2/1/2009, 9:52AM: You vegetarians are all crazy. Pass me some barbecue sauce. Yum yum!!!
COMMENTER BIGBANG 2/1/2009, 10:02AM: LOL, BERGER_KING, but it sounds like this probably happened in Texas. Dry rub FTW!!!
COMMENTER VEGHEAD 2/1/2009, 10:06AM: You guys are completely disgusting. To the OP, how is "God" so awesome if he doesn't care about animals?
COMMENTER SON_OF_GOD 2/1/2009, 10:13AM: He does! He cares about everything. A sparrow does not drop from the sky except he notices, and even more with people, which was kind of my point in the first place.
COMMENTER VEGHEAD 2/1/2009, 10:20AM: Oh, yeah, bullshit on the sparrows - West Nile Virus much? He's so powerful, why doesn't he do something about that. And caring for people more? How speciesist can you get?
COMMENTER BERGER_KING 2/1/2009, 10:31AM: I've never had dry rub barbecue. Do you have a good recipe?
COMMENTER WEST_COAST 2/1/2009, 10:31AM: I love San Francisco! Cable cars FTW!
COMMENTER JOAN_WAYNE 2/1/2009, 10:47AM: That sounds so like my sister. If she walked up my mom's driveway, I'm proud to say that my mom would chase the bitch off with a baseball bat.
COMMENTER SON_OF_GOD 2/1/2009, 10:53AM: Hey, joan_wayne, thanks for commenting on topic! My point is that God is much more forgiving and always welcomes us back.
COMMENTER JOAN_WAYNE 2/1/2009, 10:57AM: Yeah, this God guy sounds like a chump.
COMMENTS FROZEN BY SON OF GOD