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Girly bits [Aug. 9th, 2010|07:30 am]

First glance at the bathroom floor, and you would not have been foolish to jump to the conclusion that my liver had evacuated my body.

I am 52 years old. I keep trying to send a memo to my uterus: I don't know why you are so ambitious, but there is NO WAY you are ever going to be occupied again. You can stop trying so hard. But my body does not listen to these pleas of mine.

I am SO done with this.

[User Picture]From: mariadkins
2010-08-09 02:37 pm (UTC)
i tried to get them to take the whole shebang when i had tayler - he was delivered by c-section. of course they wouldn't. they even made me go back two months later to get my tubes tied instead of doing it while i was wide open. jerks.
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2010-08-09 02:48 pm (UTC)
Of course not. Pregnant women aren't smart enough to know their own minds.

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[User Picture]From: mariadkins
2010-08-09 02:49 pm (UTC)
don't even get me started ... lol
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[User Picture]From: ba1126
2010-08-10 12:36 am (UTC)
I had to wait 6 weeks. My gyn said they needed to wait for everything to go back to pre-pregnancy size and position. Made sense to me. He went in through the navel, put a bandaid on at the end and I have no scar.
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