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Girly bits [Aug. 9th, 2010|07:30 am]

First glance at the bathroom floor, and you would not have been foolish to jump to the conclusion that my liver had evacuated my body.

I am 52 years old. I keep trying to send a memo to my uterus: I don't know why you are so ambitious, but there is NO WAY you are ever going to be occupied again. You can stop trying so hard. But my body does not listen to these pleas of mine.

I am SO done with this.

[User Picture]From: kyburg
2010-08-09 04:41 pm (UTC)
Mom had a hysterectomy at 56 or so due to fibroids. Sis and I are looking at each other with dummy salutes.

We have women in our family tree with over twenty children by more than three partners...we're a little worried. No, neither of us is showing any perimenopausal stuff yet. 9_9
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2010-08-09 05:00 pm (UTC)
I would NEVER assume that I'm not fertile. Scary, scary thought. 56? Oh, gods....
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