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Girly bits [Aug. 9th, 2010|07:30 am]

First glance at the bathroom floor, and you would not have been foolish to jump to the conclusion that my liver had evacuated my body.

I am 52 years old. I keep trying to send a memo to my uterus: I don't know why you are so ambitious, but there is NO WAY you are ever going to be occupied again. You can stop trying so hard. But my body does not listen to these pleas of mine.

I am SO done with this.

[User Picture]From: mariadkins
2010-08-09 05:21 pm (UTC)
yeah you know how you overhear things you shouldn't overhear? i overheard a lot of conversations between my grandmother and her sisters as a teenager. of course menopause and menstruation were right up there on there discussion list. ;) they all hit menopause between 35 and 38.
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2010-08-09 07:33 pm (UTC)
So I really don't feel like I'm asking too much, here!!!
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[User Picture]From: mariadkins
2010-08-09 09:01 pm (UTC)
You and me both!
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