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Golden Globing: The second hour of red carpet [Jan. 16th, 2011|07:55 pm]
Zoethe
Emma Stone: WAY too conservative, hon. You are washed out, and the dress is kind of a fancy, floor-length t-shirt. Thumbs down.

Eva Longoria: Very elegant.

Jane Lynch: Also elegant. You will never be feminine, but you are still gorgeous.

Julianne Moore: Aw, who dressed you? The color is not flattering, neither is the cut. Not hideous, just not great.

Sofia Vergara: VAVAVOOM! You can wear red, girl. The back is SO much fun!

Catherine Zeta Jones: Wow. You are still fabulous, and the dress is marvelous.

Angelina: Green is the big color this year. You look lovely and elegant.

Mila Kulis: Also green, a nice asymmetry.

Sandra Bullock: Wearing gramma's lampshade?

Christina Aguilera: A method actress still dressed for Burlesque. Second look is not impressing me more.

Claire Danes: Pretty but plain in pink.

Milla Jovovich: Completely 40s glam in a mermaid dress. Sparkles.

Tina Fey: Looking lovely and appropriate. Very nice.

Halle Berry: Psst! You showed up in your foundation garments. Where's the dress?

Michelle Williams: Daisies? Seriously??

Anne Hathaway: Gorgeous and sleek, but the shoulder pads are confusing me. It's a little bit Juliet, a little bit linebacker. Fabulous back!

Megan Fox: Striking, different, and quite lovely in pink.

Jennifer Lopez: Very conservative for Jennifer; lovely.

Mandy Moore: Pretty blue mermaid, but I'd rather see it actually structured than with the seethrough neckline, which pulls weird.

Scarlett Johannson: Gorgeous butterfly sleeves in a swingy sort of dress. It shouldn't work, but it totally does.

Amy Adams: In black, looking very chic but with a little trampy detail. Like it.

Heidi Klum: Kind of beachy, but you make it work.

Christina Hendricks: They say redheads shouldn't wear red. They are wrong. Yummy!!

Helen Mirren: Gods, you are just gorgeous.

Tilda Swinton: On the other hand, you look like an unmade bed.

NOW on to the show!
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[User Picture]From: mariness
2011-01-17 01:07 am (UTC)
Hollywood Reporter caught Michael Douglas at a terrible angle, but you are right about Catherine Zeta-Jones. Wow:

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/gallery/red-carpet-golden-globes-2011-72290#25
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2011-01-17 01:15 am (UTC)
She's fabulous.
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[User Picture]From: zoethe
2011-01-17 01:27 am (UTC)
Yeah, I don't know what she was thinking.
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