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To market to market [Jul. 5th, 2013|09:08 pm]
Zoethe
I'm having a "veg on the couch" kind of day. Indulging my "squee, wedding!" silliness with hours of TLC on in the background. ("I Found the Gown" and "Say Yes to the Dress: Bridesmaids" -- no, I'm not proud. And not proud.)

But just now there was an ad for Cottonelle Moist Wipes. In which it was explained that one cannot be "really clean" without a moist wipe.

Wow. Just think of all the centuries of "not really clean" humans that have managed to survive. How did we manage?

I know that these products have to seek new market all the time. But watching this ad, in which a woman climbs in the shower, fully clothed, and shows how you can't wash without water? The absurdity just cracked me up.

I hope that this will be a non-starter. Please, America, don't be this dumb.
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[User Picture]From: ba1126
2013-07-10 05:47 pm (UTC)
I used to do that as a kid!!No one ever knew, because I only did it when I was alone!! Good to know it was good for me!!LOL!!
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